i, asa, shall be your most amicable host and consummate realtor today. a true lady never reveals her age, but i must assure you that i have amassed a wealth of knowledge in the plethora of years i have been representing properties here in blogville.
as those of you who follow the show are quite aware, three potential properties are normally displayed, with the buyer selecting their ideal property in the end. however, today's show will not follow that format. why, you inquire? well, the fact of the matter is that i have discovered the most delightful property that i have ever seen in my years of realtorhood! time is money, my friends, and i would not dare squander yours by showing you other useless properties when you could be the proud new owners of pip's house!
one could spend hours simply gazing at the exquisite exterior of pip's house. it is a solid brick structure with lovely stone accents and a lush green garden out front. the covered porch exudes comfort and would be a most welcoming spot for elevenses either by one's self or with fellow comrades.
inside, this charming home possesses rich hardwood floors and positively shines with sunlight due to the numerous picturesque windows. the walls are freshly painted in soothing colors. pip's home is assuredly cozy, yet there is more than adequate space to spread out. the kitchen is a chef's delight with stainless steel appliances and prep space galore.
i advise you not to dilly dally on this excellent opportunity, friends! contact me forthwith at 1-800-ASA-HOME to arrange a viewing before pip's house is but a faint memory because you delayed far too long!
21 comments:
ASA!!!! Girrrrrl I had no idea that you were such a talented girrrl. You make a Wonderful house seller girrrl.
I am just stunned.. Booker NEVER told us about THIS side of You!!
Pip's house is gonna sell faster than a Squirrle on Steroids.
Asa, you are a marvelous realtor! Great job.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Asa, If you can;t sell this house, nobody can!
wow Asa girl you are absolutely Pawsome!
Relators around the world will be pawing at your door to hire you!
woo woos, Tessa
Hmmmmm...maybes I should lets you sell my house too and I could move into Pip's house. Does Pip come with it?
Awesome post, Asa. By now we are sure Pip's home has been grabbed by a fantastic buyer. At the very least, we sure hope something good happens soon for Pip and his family.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
I so didn't understand anything you said...you knows bout using big words around me...hehehe!
All I got was cozy.
You are aincredible sales lady and if this don't attract buyers then nuttin possibly could.
Puddles
Boy, Pip sure has a great team of salespeople!
Hi Asa! Wow if we had monies we would totally buy the house based on your description alone! Too bad our mom is the one in control of that stuff (ahd she doesn't want to move - she says moving cats is no fun at all). Tell Bookerman we say hi - we somehow end up catching up on Asa day a lot of the time so we miss seeing him!
Asa you amaze me with your abilities. Pip is very lucky to have you on the job
I'll BUY IT! Wait a minute, I already live here! You sure have a way with words, Asa! With you on our side, how can we possibly go wrong!
Mama and I are so overwhelmed and touched by all your kindness and good wishes! Bloggie friends are the absolute best! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Your pal, Pip
Fantastic sales pitch to display the uniqueness of Pip's property.
xXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
You make me want to move to Chicago! I bet you sell this house in no time!
Sold! You are one great Realtor!:)
Love,
Teddy Bear & Sierra
With a pitch like that, I think you'll be joining the Million Dollar Club in no time!
Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com
Hey Asa!
Wow, great post. This was a great event to help out our pal Pip and you did a wonderful job!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Golly Molly Booker and Asa everyone is getting their real estate license. Looks like I'm going to have to Go online to get mine too. MOL
OH boy is Mom totally upset with the Globetrotters. The Cowboys and the Globetrotters were her favorite teams and she was hoping to see both of them in the final three and racing an fair race to the end. Tomorrow night is the big night and we probably pulling for Zeb's team.
Hugs Madi
Pip sure does have some great pals trying to help sell the house. Hope they get lots of offers. :)
Asa, I've to say that you're a marvellous realtor. I wish I could be able to buy Pip's house if I had some extra green papers but I'm sure this beautiful house is going to be sold out like hot cakes.
Asa, you're a brainy beauty!!!
Wow!! What a pawsome post!! Bet Pip's house won't be on the market to much longer.
Happy Mother's Day to your MOM!!
{{huggies}}}}....Mons & Weenie
Goodness, with Asa & Puddles both working on this listing, it will sell like hotcakes! And you have such different styles, the two of you will appeal to the widest possible audience. Well done!
Jed & Abby
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