mr. frankie came up with this really spiffy shop 'til you drop idea where you paw a post about what your hoomans want for christmas. so i've been doin' some crazy go nuts covert ops stuff to try and figure out what my mama is wantin' for christmas. see, she likes to get on the compy and look at thingies that she is full of the wishes for. i decided to get crafty like and set up a secret snoopervising zone to check thingies out. this was the setup:
you can't even see me, can you? i'm hidin' behind the plant in my mama and daddy's office! my furs totally blended in with the green leafies...it was almost as if i had the invisiblenesses like a superhero! teehee. anywho, i collected a bunch of infos on christmas pressies for mama while she was surfin' the interwebs.
now let me just woof that if somebuddy was like, "hey booker man! what do you want for christmas??" i'd totally be like, "i could go for 50 gazillion little smokeys or even an all-you-can-nom steak buffet!" with my mama, though, you gotta remember two thingies. first like, i love her and all, but she's kinda sorta square. second like, she's sooooo miss cleany mccleanifson. that's why the number one thingie on my mama's christmas wish list is a vacuum. i'm way not kidding. and not just any vacuum, but a fancy schmancy oreck vacuum. this one to be exact:
apparently, everythingie was all hunky dory with just asa since she doesn't have very many furs, but when i came into the pack, mama had a nervous breakdown over the amount of furs i was distributing. well, i happen to think that a fur covered home is a nicely lived in home. my mama has other
wack-a-doodle ideas, though, and now she's willin' to spend mega green papers for a vacuum that could basically suck up any doggie's furs within ten miles of our house.
fortunately, the rest of the thingies that mama wants for christmas are pretty much normal! she would be most full of the excitements to receive one of those scarf thingies that the hoomans like to wear with their outfits. (i think she's tryin' to get some fashionosity goin'.) she's a big fan of gray and green and blue, so either of these would be grrreat:
then she would also like a new roul'pat! she uses these silicone mat thingies to roll out cookie dough or fondant for cakes or pie crusts. look at how super hooge this one is...it's like 2 feet by 3 feet! mama could roll out stuff 'til the cows come home. teehee.
okie dokie, i better go now cuz i gotta find daddy and asa so we can start shoppin' for mama!!