my dearest nuzzle nest,
you have served me valiantly over the past several years. no other bed could possibly surpass your luxurious berbery softness and your lofty, enveloping stuffing. we have shared a beautiful camaraderie, you and i.
whether a hearty slumber,
an efficient 10 minute power nap,
or simply a comfortable place to rest my bottom and contemplate life,
you have been an ever loyal bastion of security and comfort. for this, i owe you an immense amount of gratitude.with sorrow, my mom has brought to my attention that she is no longer able to stitch you back together. i have lovingly pawed you with so much affection that your berber has become worn with holes and your insides have spewed forth. therefore, i must sadly bid you adieu. my sincerest hope will be to discover a suitable replacement that will always remind me of you, my dearest nuzzle nest. perhaps my fellow friends who are reading this would be able to suggest a viable option for a new bed of which you would approve?
with love and affection, i shall remain forever yours in spirit.